This is why we are best friends...

  • Me: Why can't the people we like just like us back?
  • Best friend: Because that would be too easy. Lamesauce.
  • Me: True. Why do I let myself get attached to nothing?
  • Best friend: Because instead of wearing your heart on your sleeve like the rest of us, you hand it out like it's a business card, honey.
  • Me: Touche`
  • Me: P.S. I really hate you and your logic sometimes.
  • Best friend: I love you, too. :)